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More Republican strife looming. As the House returns after another lengthy recess under Republican leadership, the main item on the agenda is approving another Continuing Resolution to fund the government. House Republicans have been unable to pass a budget of their own, so they have been left with CRs to largely continue the budget crafted […]

In a move that shocked exactly zero people on Twitter but left the world of broadcast journalism reeling, ABC News has reportedly fired debate moderators David Muir and Linsey Davis following their controversial performance during Tuesday night’s presidential debate. The network’s statement, released late Wednesday, didn’t mince words: “David Muir and Linsey Davis are a […]

The sad passing of the legendary James Earl Jones has resulted in tributes pouring in from all over the world of showbiz.The 93-year-old’s agent confirmed that he died yesterday morning (9 September) at his home in New York. He was one of the few performers to win an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and Tony throughout an […]

This just in from Minnesota, patriots. According to our sources, which may or may not be credible, the Minnesota Vikings have denounced Tim Walz and asked him to stop using the team’s name and pretending they support him. “There’s no way my team supports him,” said a guy named Pete who we ran into at […]